Today is a boring day ! Hate it when people take things for granted. you suck
And since I have nothing to blog about because my life so so boring. I'm just gonna randomly type whatever is in my mind right now.
Okay, let me talk about my childhood. I remember there was this once, I was flipping over a pokemon sticker book. The stickers were all over the place. So i decide to stick them back to their place! And then this lady with her son, walking pass me and the son goes like "mummy i also wanna play the sticker". She looked at and goes like "girl, you cannot simply take the sticket out you know. huh? very naughty" from that time on I wish i could throw a book flat at her face, I WAS BEING FUCKING NICE LOR. STICK BACK THOSE STICKERS IN ITS OWN PLACE TT
Next, McDonalds. I'm sure a few of my friends heard this before. I rmb i wanted to eat mcDonalds. Then my mum ask me to buy myself. and I have NEVER bought anything myself when i was 7. lol. so I am very scared. I hold the money my mum gave like I was about to give away the money or smth. Then I stand infront of McDonalds with stress and feelings like ready to get humiliated. And the first thing i was so worried about is that what if i can't open the door. I tell you last time i am very skinny. ppl use to ask my parents did they feed me. ok, and thank got a lady came out and the door never close :P So I went in and stared at the fella. He asked me what if I am eating here or take away. I was like O.o ? err.. thank god there's this uncle who helped me and ordered for me. we talked in canto. ^^ then when I finished buying. There goes my biggest nightmare again. Opening the damn door. I was holding my food with both hands. how.. or how? then i saw this lady push the door open with the butt. I was so amazed by that. I stood there for a few minutes thinking what I should do. Then one of the McD fellas opened the door for me. THANK GOD !!
okay what else. Let me think. Oh, I couldn't hold a broom and a "penyodok" in one hand. I was so sad and jealous when I saw my frens holding them in one hand. I need two hands lor. I also remember someone whacked me with a penyodok before. That fella was fighting with Jeswena I think. then i was behind them. Jeswena with a broom and she with a penyodok. then her penyodok hit my cheek. yes the eggs. no, they didn't break. just got dent. means dimples. lol
I love to jump on the bed. I remember last time I was really short though. I can jump and jump and jump and fucking jump on everybody's bed ! then i grew taller. my hand can touch the fan. :( I was so sad. I also remember that I jump until the wooden bed broke. lol...
Also, I heard from my dad that he said when i was like really young he gave lots of grape and I ate like a lot. Then when I shit its green in color. which scares the fuck outta him.
ok.. nvm
Then when i was young, I pray and i held the jawstick. People their whole body with their body 90 degrees forward, i only move my head downwards and my body stay stills. Then the jawstick poked my eyes. my oh my.
And also how I've overcomed lizard as my fear. My house filled with lizards. Its like as if we're living in their house. one time, theres this lizard stayed on my towel but i couldn't see. Then after i showered I wrapped myself with my towel and i felt something.. it was so disgusting i tell you. I didn't wanna bathe at my own toilet for weeks. I got raped by a lizard !! Also when i was young i point at the ceiling asking my dad what's that. Yeap the lizard fell right on my face.
bye
1 comments:
lol. who was the other girl? i dont remember thiss.damnnnn.
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